Famous Last words

Friday, August 24, 2007

HEy Hey Hey!!!!.....Its been SOoooooo Long since I last Updated!!!!!!!!!!!...hahaha
well lotsa things happen but i dunno where to start i guess....hehe..Hmm...well im nw in PJC...so stress sia...down there we move like some bullet train....50km/s or watever la...Oh ya..i joined Talenttime hor...it was sooooo nerve wrecking!!!!...i was so nervous that my "screws" fell off n i go wild...hehe...not that WILD...pervert la u...wat u thinkin?...haha...hmmm wat else?....oh ya in school yest me n frens went oldskool!!! haha...we played some old fashioned games during assembly..kinda fun haha...playing wif coins n stuff...so innovative...childish sia....nvm...Kids Rox!!! haha....hmm...wanna see mi pic?...hehe..well gtg...se ya later dudes..n dudettes? ....for girls...hehe...muacks to gals ONLY!!!....haha im nt GAY dudes!!!hehe see ya ..P3z Out!!!

Posted by: Azuka at 3:59 PM

Monday, February 05, 2007

helllllooooooooooo.....long time no talk =}....hehe...juz had art le...kinda fun I tell ya...we make masks out of ceramics...n guess wat?...the instructor is a renowned potter!!!!..ooohhhh...We talked...share jokes...hehe..hes a joker man...hey guess results CUMing out soon...hehe...long ime since i typed the word CUM...CUM CUM CUM!!!....haha...well u guys sure had fun at jc i assume yea?...hehe...i know I had fun...met some cool and sexy girls la...tts the best part...FOr those who are blushing...pls...WAKE UP!!!...haha...jokin!!!..all you guys are pretty...take dove shampoo...take back your beauty...hehe...yooo...long time since I watched sakura..am starting ot miss my wifey...hehe...watched soccer yesterday...sooooooo exhilirating....It kinda released my stress...shout here and there...my block there very active wan le...when spore goal..its like the whole block could be heard....haha....anyways gotta go...muacks!!!!!....NOT FOR BOYS!!!!

Posted by: Azuka at 4:14 AM

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

yoyoyo..been really busy today man....well hey...this is my squad...they call it the Burgess squad 08!!!!....hehe...n guess wat?...tts me in the middle...we look cool man...hehe...tts our last day of orientation...had serious fun man...dance the stupid chicken dance...kena do poledance as forfeit man...damn embarrassing...they sabo me...then yao yong told this to every teachers in cckss...im dead shit...haha...anyway...i managed to make my squad talk...hehe...anyway gotta tell ya this...im gettin more punkier evryday...hehe...anyway i got a joke...wat do astronauts eat?.......................ass-donuts and frying "sauce"rs..hehe...byes...

Posted by: Azuka at 4:39 AM

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

yoyoyo...byebye...juz to indicate im alive!!!!!!!..haha

Posted by: Azuka at 4:03 AM

Saturday, December 09, 2006

papapa!!!!...hehe....yo....im back...well today is saturday right?...yup ..should be...wow...holidays making me confused..especially in the days...sometimes i get confused over the days when there is no school..kind of sucky ya...bt wat the heck...I can wake up late..that is more important..hehe...i know i know..i'm lazy ya..but hey..its the holidays man...can't you all see it spells out the word lazy?...ya...but without the z obviously...so its...lay?....well wat the heck...

You all know...i've been thinking...what could be the worst thing that could happen in a sushi restaurant(since i just walked past one)...and this is what I came up with..first of all...you picked up this peice of sushi with your chopsticks from the belt thingy where all the sushi lies..you picked it up but it slipped and splatted on your $30 shirt only to find a 2 1/2 inches thick pink worm in between the sushi...you were disgusted but it got worse..the man beside you took it and ate it...he's...a japanese....you could see peices of meat in between his teeth...gross...hehe...so ya all liked it?...

haha..disgusting huh?...well tt was just a thought that lingered my mind for the past HOUR!!!...
haha...well wat ya all expect from the "normal" me?...hehe..and ya..I almost forgot...oh shit I forgot...nvm...next time I remember I tell ya all...gotta go...hehe...byesss...go geylang...its nt wat u think...i am nt tt disgusting k...im goin to the green light districts...so byesss....

Posted by: Azuka at 1:44 AM

Saturday, December 02, 2006

yo..dudes..n dudettes?...well ya guys miss me?...sry la marney gt show..very busy le...haha...no lah..went for holiday le...very fun sia...n guess wat..were goin again..weee....haha..kuku sia me...well..we went to KL these few days...n i had the most funniest thing le..well at nite theres this night market at I dunno where but its sumwhere in KL(its obvious since im at KL)...then i dunno..maybe we take a wrong turn o sumthing...haha..n guess wat...we entered the so called red light districts...so scary sia...the women all dress until very sexy sia..got me high..wah siow le...the so called "father" keep promoting their so called "daughters" wan...very tempting sia..its a gd thing I forgt to bring my wallet sia...phew..haha..jokin la..i not so despo...well..i still remember this guy's phrase though...he said this to me..."oi..ah mui ah mui..swee..." while pointing to his gal...haha kinda disgustin though bt the swee part..its a fact...hehe...my mom kept hold of my hand...just in case...seriously...she did...n finally after much resisting..we managed to escape that district n enter the green light district...

haha..well ya guys...tts it though..i wanna go slp...haha...marney tired le...babyess....

Posted by: Azuka at 5:19 PM

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

hallo..hallo...wee...well im back...hehe...well i dunno wat to say sia..hmm...well today gt nothing to do so i decided to do some stupid things...hehe..like wrestling my bolster...n pretending im a stuntman n do stupid stunts...hehe..nt onl tt bt i watched barney!!!...hehe..since im alone at home..i decided to sing along wif Barney n guess wat?..its kinda fun!!...woo hoo...u guys juz got
to try it out...its fun singing along wif barney...hmmm

well...i juz established this blog...n i already gt a fan!!!...her name is(drumroll)...liyana..hehe...shes my dear...sakura also...n also pretty cure...and..also...haia gt al ot la...well she likes to bully me though...bet u guys didnt noe this...hehe...nah bt shes cool...talks a lot of crap..like me...n im always a bugger who likes to disturb her...n she wld always threatened me to sed me to IMH if im kuku...hehe....well sry dear if i say anytin wrong...ha gaga...

hmmmm....i was thinkin...wat u can do wif 50 cents....n i came up wif alot of things...wanna noe...a pair of disposable undergarments ant the 50 cent shop...n 10 peices of tissue paper..n also spend it in a public toilet tt cost 10 cents per entry..so tt makes 5 times in the toilet...extremely useful if ur stomach is upset...oh ya..n also barneys fingernails...yeah..manicured n polished..hehe...n last but nt least...anything in a 1$ shop tt is on 50% discount...hehe...clever huh?...

haha..well...i gotta go...wanna play..play...play...play wat?...play myself...hahahaha...very funny ah...nt funny hor...no lah i wanna...actually i dunno sia...hmm well babye dearies..muacks muacks...muacks...to all of ya...hey hey..these kisses are nt for boys hor...im nt a gay...hehe..
seee yaa....

Posted by: Azuka at 11:11 PM